a joke...
A bus stopped and two Italian men get on. They sat down and engaged in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignored them at first, but her attention was galvanized when she heard one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again.. and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country...we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex lives!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'ma just a tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

~~Courtesy of ShawnOne